Oh, yeah, well technicalities.

A better description might be the chiks who only *look* sweet and innocent.

No problem.

Gee guys, thanks a lot... *sniff*

You guys hate me, right, Zook?

Don't mind her. I told her not to start the war again but nooo . . .
Here are some of mine again:

‘Do I have to smack some sense into you right now? I got a shovel
here, I'll do it!'

‘Oh, in the name of all that is holy, stay off each other. I gotta wash my eyes.'
‘Yeah. So was I, and now that you've touched on one of my deepest, darkest fears, lets just assume that what you're going through is stress. Buddha, Take Me Away. This book has gotten me through some very tough times. Here young grasshopper, take.'
‘Can't you breast feed?'
‘Hello, Jesse. Jesse. You did not just do that.'
‘Even if by some miracle they haven't put me together with the rest of you guys there's still the little matter of my latent alien powers. Someday I'll be buzzing and crackling like tinfoil in a microwave and I'd just as soon be with my own kind when it happens.'

Gotta love Kyle and Michael!

Some of my favorite quotes:

KYLE: What a wussie!
MAX: Did you just call me a wussie?
KYLE: I believe I did.
MAX: Do you see that mailbox? I'll beat you to it. On your mark...
KYLE: Mm!
MAX: Go!
KYLE: It's "get..." You said--you skipped "get set!" You bastard! Max, where are you? Evans? Evans! Evans?

MAX: Yeah. All the stuff you said...about me, about Liz. I've been keeping all this stuff inside...not confronting the horrible, ugly truth of it all. I've been hiding for years, Kyle. Years. But it's time the real Max comes out.
KYLE: He wouldn't be gay, by any chance, would he?

KYLE: Ok, so let's be brutally honest with each other here, shall we? You and Liz are in love.
MAX: No flies on you, Kyle.

MAX: The problem is that I'm a serious, dark-haired mystery man from an exotic place.
KYLE: But that's exactly what she wants.
MAX: Women.

KYLE: Well, how do we split her up, exactly? Every other week? Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, alternate Saturdays?

There are *so many* good lines. You can't really say just one is the best. So let's keep quoting and laughing. Angel, that last batch you posted was great!

LIZ: That was weird.
MICHAEL: What was?
LIZ: Maria just hung up on me.
MICHAEL: Happens to me all the time.

LIZ: Galaxy Sub with Pepper Jack. Does that mean anything to you?
ISABEL: I don't really listen to Maria when she's talking. I'm probably the wrong person to ask.
LIZ: Michael?
MICHAEL: I don't really listen either.

Angel and Zook! Love those quotes!