Michael & Maria

Yeah, I got that now. Back then, I was having a mind-block, which is why I only recognized it as a quote when I saw it as a quote.

Maria - "Look, Liz, the bottom line is that we don't know what this is about, all right? Female spiders can, you know, bite off the male's heads after they mate - what if they need someone to mate with to get certain information, you know, and then blthph! You know?"

Liz - "What are..What are you trying to say? That Max is just going to bite my head off?"



Gotta Maria

Maria: Its like the porno version of Aladin.

Michael:Your car sucks.
Maria: And so do you. (her expression makes it priceless.)

Ooo. I love that one it seems so..real. Great acting...or maybe not ..ok egyptian moment. anyways...

Isabel: Um, can I ask you a question?
Maria: a question?
Isabel: Mm-hmm.
Isabel: If michael proposed, would you say yes?
Maria: Oh! [Maria drops the plate she has been holding- Michael's friends applaud]
Maria: Is there something i should know?

---Brandy

MARIA: "I'm sorry. When humans need rides, they take Jettas. And when aliens need rides, they take spaceships. Oh! Find one."

From End of the World:

LIZ: I'm so confused.
ALEX: I'm so depressed.
MARIA: Wimps.

PSYCHIC: This boy... very volatile.
MARIA: That's good for sex, right?

maria:

all this time that I've known you. I've just always thought of you as, like , this weird guy from the other side of the tracks going nowhere in life. Which of course you know..you still are...

MARIA: No. No, it's not ok. You ordered pepperjack. You have the right to expect pepperjack. This is...this is unacceptable is what it is!

***

MARIA: Oh, thank god you're here! Oh...Ok... Um, here's the situation. Uh, there's a slight kink in the plans. Your... Your dress is in Florida.