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SpicyAlejandra
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Post your favorite MDL quotes here 
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Alien Stalker
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My all times classic: "Michael, if you can hear me now over the sound of your rapidly inflating ego, could you please tell me that you do not believe what this..this Michael-worshipper here has to say?"  (She was talking about me, I presume.  ) "But it's hard to run with your pants around your ankles?"  "Well, I'll tell you what I know - 'Mikey G.'...The slut wants in your pants." "That might work." "What might work, Michael?!"
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majandra06
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What about the other guys, Skunk and Flea? I've really gotta pee. See...I, I've...I have this like really weak bladder condition and I drank a big gulp at the last station, and it had caffeine, you know, so it makes me have to go even more. So he was just driving really fast so we could get to the next station so I could pee.' I mean, it can never be. There's a number of obstacles. His hair, his personality, the fact that he was hatched.' Riverdog. We're asking the questions here, ok? Now, why are you in Roswell? Where's the rest of your evil army? And most of all, why are you obsessed with my good-looking, if badly groomed boyfriend?'
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Alien Stalker
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Those are hilarious, Maj!  I love the first one as well! Actually, insert and M&M dialogue from Significant Others here: "Where were you?" "Where was I supposed to be?" "We were supposed to have lunch at school together." "Today is Saturday." "No, today, is Friday, hello, where are you!?" "I'm right here, where's Saturday?!" "Were you guys saving the world from an alien invasion?" "Would that keep you from kicking my ass?" So cute! 
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SpicyAlejandra
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"You're telling me to get out? This is my car. Actually, it's my mother's car, and if anything happens to it, life as I know it will be over. So, wherever it goes, I go." "Across a state line with a minor? In a stolen vehicle? There are laws, you know. And that cell phone you just tossed? Vandalism of personal property. God, I just...I knew you had criminal tendencies. You even drive erratically."  "Really? Really, 'cause I'm now wearing an ice bra! Whatever, it's uncomfortable."
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Alien Stalker
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"Interesting. You know, you should get yourself massive doses of therapy, like, immediately."
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SpicyAlejandra
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"'We all drank of the Snapple?' Since when did we get on biblical terrain here?"
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jbangelo
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Michael: We sorta broke up. Max: Why didn't you tell me? Michael: I don't know if we did or didn't. It's confusing. Liz: Cherry cola. On the house. Maria: Yours is $1.25. I love the way she says that line.
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PuReDrEaMeR05
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LoL OMG I still laugh at that every time I hear it. Max and Liz look all dreamy and then you see Mar/Mic and they look all pissy it's great LoL nice one!
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majandra06
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"Really? Really, 'cause I'm now wearing an ice bra! Whatever, it's uncomfortable." Where is this from? Into the Woods?  "Where were you?" "Where was I supposed to be?" "We were supposed to have lunch at school together." "Today is Saturday." "No, today, is Friday, hello, where are you!?" "I'm right here, where's Saturday?!" "Were you guys saving the world from an alien invasion?" "Would that keep you from kicking my ass?" It was cute as he was kinda blur, like he lost his memory or something.
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PuReDrEaMeR05
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LoL that's hilarious Quote: Quote:
"Today is Saturday."
"No, today, is Friday, hello, where are you!?"
"I'm right here, where's Saturday?!"
"Were you guys saving the world from an alien invasion?"
"Would that keep you from kicking my ass?"
CLASSIC!
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SpicyAlejandra
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"Yes. It is a very small thing, and that's why a person who can't even get the cheese right does not deserve to live!" "I have Michael Guerin. He's mine. You should have seen his face when he apologized to me. His eyes were practically begging me to take his sorry ass back. I have so landed him for once and for all... I think. " "We're asking the questions here, okay? Now, why are you in Roswell? Where's the rest of your evil army? And most of all, why are you obsessed with my good-looking, if badly groomed boyfriend?" "Well, if it isn't Prince Charming and... Quasimodo."
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SpicyAlejandra
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Had to add this because I laughed my ass off...  MARIA: 50 years. COURTNEY: Yeah, we came here in 1950. Do the math. MARIA: So, what? That would make you 65, 70? You're old enough to be Michael's grandmother. I just...I love that. I do. I love it too!
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jbangelo
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"Yes. It is a very small thing, and that's why a person who can't even get the cheese right does not deserve to live!"
Love that one.
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SpicyAlejandra
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*proceeds to drag Jenny back* You can't just come in here without posting a quote  Get to it
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PuReDrEaMeR05
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OOO sooo it was Stalker I borrowed the quote from...  Stalker...I used your quote in the BF forum! 
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SpicyAlejandra
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"Ohhhh...now there's something you and Jack have in common. You're both involved with tramps. How is Tess, by the way?"
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SpicyAlejandra
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"This year my gift is you." 
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didi1981
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"Liz, we're in a jetta" -- Pilot...love how in between her hystery and bubble she lets that line out! -- "Going home?" after she looks at that space ship in -- Monsters -- "We were just sucking face" -- Heatwave...love her voice there! -- Max: Wait. Didn't you just tell me that you left like 5 messages for Michael in the past 2 days? Maria: What's your point? -- Skin and Bones -- Maria: Why can't these aliens ever get in trouble somewhere decent? Like Graceland or Tahoe or New Orleans. No, Utah. Mormons and mountains -- "I was just saying" -- To Have and To Hold (I think)...after her comment about Khivar's looks and after that look from Michael
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Quote: Quote:
OOO sooo it was Stalker I borrowed the quote from...
Ciera - Which one? The kicking my ass? Well, actually you borrowed it from Guerin here, so you're welcome. Quote: Quote:
Heatwave...love her voice there!
Yeah, and the way she giggles softly! Quote: Quote:
Mormons and mountains
Hmmmm... I recall someone using this quote to describe her beautiful home state last time... BTW Didi, that last quote is one episode later, I think. Interruptis? But it's hilarious!
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