You never know, it could be the mathmatical type of pie.

Did you ever notice how pecan is similar to pee in a can?

If that were true it would be called pecon.

And you don't know how to spell tongue. So

Never noticed that one before.

Gosh darn words with too many pronounciations!

But is that a long e?

I always say pecan, with a long e and short a. I don't know why, almost everyone else in my family says pecon, with a short e.

Lets all gang up on Kay and stress her out.

But that's mean.