This movie cracked me up so bad.

Cindy Campbell: I thought you loved me.
Bobby: Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
Ray: What? I ain't gay!
Bobby: What are you talking about? You took me to that club.
Ray: So? They play good music.
Bobby: What about our trip to San Francisco?
Ray: I wanted to go shopping.
Bobby: But you made love to me!
Ray: First of all, you sucked my dick!

Bobby: I was watching the Exorcist, and it reminded me of you.
Cindy: Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!

Buffy Gilmore: Oh my god, we hit a boot!
Greg: Where's the foot?