~Credit goes to Jack's Classified Girlfriend from the Alias-TV listserv for this hysterical bit of Alias humor~

Jack sits at home laying on his sofa. It is late night/early morning. He is stretched out on his black leather couch with one foot propped up on the armrest and the other foot resting on the floor. There is a tumbler of scotch in his hand. Sitting in a similar position on the loveseat is Arvin. He also hold a tumbler of scotch. Between them in a coffee table, upon which sits a nearly empty bottle of the same.
Jack utters a moan. "All right, I have one."
"OK, shoot." mumbles a very drunk Arvin.
"A Rabbi, a Priest, and a... a... a..." slurs Jack.
"A duck!" says Arvin.
Jack becomes animated though still very drunk. "Exactly."
Arvin continues the statement. "If she weighs the same as a duck..."
"She's made of wood..." Jack mumles incoherently.
"And therefore..." Arvin drools.
Both shout, "A witch!"
Both down the remains of their drinks and pass out.

That would be funny to see. Do you know which epi it is from?

ah man! I would have loved for that to happen! Monty Python and the Holy Grail...greatness.

I know! Oh, how about something along those lines with S/V? Or Marshall? Marshall, uninhibited. I would *love* to see that, see what he'd be like!

Oh I totally missed that one! She made it up huh?

I don't think I mentioned that she made it up. It is a pity it's not real; I would *love* to see something like that!