Favorite BTVS Quotes

"Magic! Magic's all balderdash and chicanery. I'm afraid we don't know a bloody thing. Except I seem to be British, don't I? Uh, and a man. With... glasses. Well, that narrows it down considerably."
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Post by SpicyAlejandra » 06/30/05 23:10

Harmony: [to Spike] I gave you the best... bunch of months of my life!

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Xander: Right, you can't just go 'librum incendere' and expect...
[the page he is reading from bursts into flame. Xander looks at it in shock, then slams it shut to put out the flames]
Giles: Xander, don't speak Latin in front of the books.

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Giles: How did you know it was me?
Buffy: Your eyes. You're the only person in the world that can look that annoyed with me.

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Spike: Don't patronize me. I'm only 126 years old.

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Post by lulabelljane » 07/01/05 15:14

Great quotes!

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Post by SpicyAlejandra » 07/01/05 15:17

Andrew: I-I bet even covert operatives eat curly fries. They're really good.
Spike: Not as good as those onion blossom things.
Andrew: Ooh, I love those.
Spike: Yeah, me, too.
Andrew: It's an onion... and it's a flower. I-I don't understand how such a thing is possible.
Spike: See, the genius of it is you soak it in ice water for an hour so it holds its shape. Then you deep-fry it root-side up for about 5 minutes.
Andrew: Masterful.
Spike: Yeah. Tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you.
Andrew: Right.


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Post by JADESTONEDREAMS » 07/03/05 04:54

"I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer - shouldn't she have..."
"What, a license to kill?"
"Well, not for fun. But she's like this Superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
"Sure, in a fascist society."
"Right! Why can't we have one of those?" -- Cordelia, Xander and Willow

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Post by SpicyAlejandra » 07/03/05 23:36

Spike: I must be a noble vampire. A good guy. On a mission of redemption. I help the hopeless. I'm a vampire with a soul.
Buffy: A vampire with a soul? Oh my god, how lame is that?


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Post by crazylittlecandygirl » 02/01/06 17:05

Cordelia: HE LOOKED NORMAL!

Xander: What, is he supposed to have an arrow with the word 'assassin' over his head?!

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Post by SpicyAlejandra » 03/17/13 11:41

Buffy: What are you doing here? FIVE words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.

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Post by destinyros2005 » 03/18/13 22:06

"You see, the werewolf is such an . . . extreme representation of our inborn animalistic traits that it emerges for three consecutive nights -- the full moon and the 2 nights surrounding it."
"Quite the party animal."
"Quite. . . It acts on pure instinct. No conscience. Predatory and aggressive."
"In other words, a typical male."
"On behalf of my gender -- hey!"
"Yes, let's not jump to conclusions."
"I didn't jump. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were." -- Giles, Willow, Buffy and Xander

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Post by SpicyAlejandra » 03/18/13 22:42

Spike: You listen to me. I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy.

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Post by destinyros2005 » 03/20/13 07:35

Ahhhh...I love Spike!

Faith: [to Buffy] You're protecting vampires? Are you the bad slayer now? Am I the good slayer now?
Buffy: He's with me. He has a soul.
Faith: Oh, he's like Angel?
Spike: No!
Buffy: Sort of.
Spike: I am nothing like Angel.
Buffy: He fights on my side. Which is more than I can say for some of us.
Spike: Angel's dull as a table lamp! And we have very different coloring.
Faith: Yeah, well if he's so good, what's he doing chasing down defenseless—
[The young woman that Spike was chasing stands up, growls, and attacks Faith, knocking her down.]
Buffy: That's one of the bad guys.
Faith: You should make 'em wear a sign.

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Post by SpicyAlejandra » 03/20/13 12:56

Buffy: Spike and I are getting married.
Xander: How? What? How?
Giles: Three excellent questions.

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